Are you God?

Afrasiyab · Mar 6, 2015

Are you? If so, please promote your assertion with the following:

1. What is your name? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
2. How do you communicate with your servants?
3. Do you have a doomsday policy?
4. How do you react to the deniers?
5. To make us believe you, tell us something we do not know.

Asgeir · Mar 6, 2015

Nope, maybe Im just the opposite ?

PaKeeza · Mar 6, 2015

1. G-o-d [ refer to a good dictionery ]
2. I tell them.
3. Yes.
4. Do you mean Holocaust? I ship them off to Isreal.
5. You all are good for nothing suckers.

Now sod off

Eamonn10 · Mar 6, 2015

1 My name is SEL, it means God.

2. I come to people as a fever when they are sick

3. No, humans are too interesting.

4. All my deniers choke while eating dinner in a fancy restaurant. I also make sure no one in the restaurant can perform the Heimlick manoeuvre. Even after thousands of years I still get a giggle out of that.

5. The woman down the road with the red shoes is having an affair with all your fathers.

europe1 · Mar 6, 2015

1: No... I Am That I Am.

AlpinLuke · Mar 6, 2015

Afrasiyab said:
Are you? If so, please promote your assertion with the following:

1. What is your name? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
2. How do you communicate with your servants?
3. Do you have a doomsday policy?
4. How do you react to the deniers?
5. To make us believe you, tell us something we do not know.

Ancient Egyptian version [meaning "KmT"]-.

1. I've got more than one name, one is secret, since if you know it you can control me ... my public name is Ra.
2. By means of my light and by means of my statues.
3. A part some curious interpretation of some conspiracy lovers [connected with the 2012 mania] ... I'm not that interested in a doomsday.
4. I combat.
5. You know it, simply you ignore your awareness ... if you can breath is because of my energy which allows plants to produce oxygen ...

OccamsRazor · Mar 6, 2015

1. My name? If pronounced correctly by mortal men, the sky will darken and mountains will tremble. It means.... He Who Is All Powerful And Master Of The Universe and, ah hang on let me reposition my Mighty Foil Helmet of Tin, Conqueror Of Six-Foot Lizards.
2. I say to my minions, do whatever you want, with whoever you want; just don't bother me, I'm a busy ma..GOD... I'm I busy GOD and they're out to get me.
3. Yes. On the Magnificent Day Of Reckoning, I'll be ripping up that Restraining Order.
4. They shall suffer plagues of boils once I stop this medication.
5. The world is NOT controlled by the Illuminati, but the remnants of the fabled space civilization from which I have received my wisdom and God-like powers from their messages communicated through my television screen.

constantine · Mar 6, 2015

Afrasiyab said:
Are you? If so, please promote your assertion with the following:

1. What is your name? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
2. How do you communicate with your servants?
3. Do you have a doomsday policy?
4. How do you react to the deniers?
5. To make us believe you, tell us something we do not know.

1. The name that can be named is not the eternal name.
2. I tell insane people my will, then punish ruthlessly those who don't obey.
3. Once I get tired of my creation, I'll wipe the slate clean and try something new.
4. It really doesn't matter, once I get bored I'll destroy faithful and unfaithful alike.
5. I'm starting to get bored.

ib-issi · Mar 7, 2015

Afrasiyab said:
Are you? If so, please promote your assertion with the following:

1. What is your name? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
2. How do you communicate with your servants?
3. Do you have a doomsday policy?
4. How do you react to the deniers?
5. To make us believe you, tell us something we do not know.

1.There was no one to name me , so i respond/ or not to many names
2.As conscience ,to conscious beings
3.You cannot die ,but your world and bodies could lose their abode.residing
as you do in a chaotic universe.
4.With understanding , hope and patience .
5.The Rich of your world are hoarders and misers , they store 90% of the
worlds resources for the use of 10% of the worlds population , the
resources of the world were for every person to enjoy , you need to have
the 90% released and balance restored, there is still plenty for all without
misers.
.

Gile na Gile · Mar 7, 2015

Eamonn10 said:
4. All my deniers choke while eating dinner in a fancy restaurant. I also make sure no one in the restaurant can perform the Heimlick manoeuvre. Even after thousands of years I still get a giggle out of that.

This is the most mathematically plausible God for me -

tornada · Mar 7, 2015

Afrasiyab said:
Are you? If so, please promote your assertion with the following:

1. What is your name? WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Doesn't mean anything. I didn't create this entire universe so that I could be "understood" by one pissant species in one tiny planet on the edge of a galaxy barely out of its diapers.

2. How do you communicate with your servants?

I don't have servants. I don't converse or communicate with them. I didn't create this entire universe just so as to establish some sort of relationship with a bunch of evolved hominids

3. Do you have a doomsday policy?

Nah, not really. Your little star will eventually take care of you lot. Or maybe it won't, and you'll learn to live outside your planet. Either way, I really don't care

4. How do you react to the deniers?

Again - why would I care about how humans feel? I didn't create this entire universe just so that I would be bothered about one specific species

5. To make us believe you, tell us something we do not know.

What you don't know, is that I really don't care if you believe in me or not. My existence, indeed any aspect of my being, be it my motivations, my ideology, my actions... none of it is determined by the belief of a single species that thinks for some reason has an exaggerated sense of self. And if you did know all of this... well then you know that your belief or lack of it won't make one whit of a difference.

Der Fliegel · Mar 15, 2015

Eamonn10 said:
1 My name is SEL, it means God.

2. I come to people as a fever when they are sick

3. No, humans are too interesting.

4. All my deniers choke while eating dinner in a fancy restaurant. I also make sure no one in the restaurant can perform the Heimlick manoeuvre. Even after thousands of years I still get a giggle out of that.

5. The woman down the road with the red shoes is having an affair with all your fathers.

I know you are joking, my Irish friend.

But I would humbly ask you to tread cautiously here.

The good Lord most likely understands too, that you are joking.

But you never know, He may take your comments to be blasphemous, or tantamount to claiming false prophecy or divinity. And I think history as shown in the Holy Bible has shown some pretty nasty consequences for people who do this.

But if someone is truly deluded into thinking he is divine, the Lord will forgive. It is only the ones who know full-well they are NOT Gods but who claim otherwise for purposes of gain, harm to others, or filthy lucre, whom he has a problem with.

And I hazard to say His Wrath on them can by Mighty.

tornada · Mar 15, 2015

Der Fliegel said:
I know you are joking, my Irish friend.

But I would humbly ask you to tread cautiously here.

The good Lord most likely understands too, that you are joking.

But you never know, He may take your comments to be blasphemous, or tantamount to claiming false prophecy or divinity. And I think history as shown in the Holy Bible has shown some pretty nasty consequences for people who do this.

But if someone is truly deluded into thinking he is divine, the Lord will forgive. It is only the ones who know full-well they are NOT Gods but who claim otherwise for purposes of gain, harm to others, or filthy lucre, whom he has a problem with.

And I hazard to say His Wrath on them can by Mighty.

There's a much wider and older world that doesn't believe in your good lord. Oh and people have been claiming divinity for thousands of years. Some die peacefully and some die horribly. If a god is so insecure in his position that je is angered by the claims of insignificant mortals, he's probably not much of a god is he? By definition and omnipotent and omniscient being shouldn't really be motivated or impressed by the actions and beliefs of an individual.

Der Fliegel · Mar 15, 2015

A being can still be Omniscient and be angered--or, more accurately, disappointed in the behavior and actions of his children.

The two are by no means mutually exclusive.

You have to remember that God gave us all the Gift of Free Will.

And that is where the trouble, but, alas, the Glory as well, come into play.

Peace.

tornada · Mar 15, 2015

Der Fliegel said:
A being can still be Omniscient and be angered--or, more accurately, disappointed in the behavior and actions of his children.

The two are by no means mutually exclusive.

You have to remember that God gave us all the Gift of Free Will.

And that is where the trouble, but, alas, the Glory as well, come into play.

Peace.

Special pleading that, since I see no reason for why the creator of an entire universe (maybe more) would think of us as his special children. We're one among many many different species here. Perhaps not even the only sentient ones (I have a strong belief that elephants and dolphins are perhaps sentient). There's an entire galaxy and a wider universe outside it. And for all we know planets, suns and maybe even solar systems are actually sentient beings, operating at a consciousness that we don't comprehend. So, why'd any omnipotent being care?

Der Fliegel · Mar 15, 2015

I like to sometimes compare the whole "God-us" relationship to that of a loving Dad, say, upstairs in his home. Watching from behind a glass bay window his kids play in the yard and the street down below.

He loves them of course, and smiles usually as they play, and frowns and sometimes gets angry when they misbehave. Sometimes to the point he wants to punish. When the kids are with him, inside, under his hand, he is for all intents and purposes omniscient. He can intervene if he wants.

But upstairs behind the window he is powerless. One of the kids runs out in the street to chase a ball and goes in the path of a speeding car. Can the Father prevent this? But if he had not given the kids free will to go out and play, could he have prevented it? Yes. But now? No.

So...he cares. He was once omniscient. But not now in the wake of bestowing free will.

p.s. I also suspect dolphins may be sentient. And some dogs too! LOL.

Eamonn10 · Mar 15, 2015

Der Fliegel said:
I know you are joking, my Irish friend.

But I would humbly ask you to tread cautiously here.

The good Lord most likely understands too, that you are joking.

But you never know, He may take your comments to be blasphemous, or tantamount to claiming false prophecy or divinity. And I think history as shown in the Holy Bible has shown some pretty nasty consequences for people who do this.

But if someone is truly deluded into thinking he is divine, the Lord will forgive. It is only the ones who know full-well they are NOT Gods but who claim otherwise for purposes of gain, harm to others, or filthy lucre, whom he has a problem with.

And I hazard to say His Wrath on them can by Mighty.

Don't worry lad. Jesus and I, we be mates

Belgarion · Mar 15, 2015

Doesn't the Bible say something about God being in each of us?

Der Fliegel · Mar 15, 2015

^^^^^^^

This is awesome!!

I figured as much.

I try to be mates with JC too. But I think I piss him off a lot.

tornada · Mar 15, 2015

Der Fliegel said:
I like to sometimes compare the whole "God-us" relationship to that of a loving Dad, say, upstairs in his home. Watching from behind a glass bay window his kids play in the yard and the street down below.

He loves them of course, and smiles usually as they play, and frowns and sometimes gets angry when they misbehave. Sometimes to the point he wants to punish. When the kids are with him, inside, under his hand, he is for all intents and purposes omniscient. He can intervene if he wants.

But upstairs behind the window he is powerless. One of the kids runs out in the street to chase a ball and goes in the path of a speeding car. Can the Father prevent this? But if he had not given the kids free will to go out and play, could he have prevented it? Yes. But now? No.

So...he cares. He was once omniscient. But not now in the wake of bestowing free will.

p.s. I also suspect dolphins may be sentient. And some dogs too! LOL.

Really? I would think the analogy would be more apt of the father was qorries about each ant in the garden.

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