Worst historical film?

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hollywood world war 2 films they seem to downplay every other countrys part in the war to piont its almost none existant
 
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Maryland
Far as 'historical' movies go, 'Alexander' wasn't that bad. I don't understand why people whine about it so much.
 
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300? You're going to leave all the other allies out? :|

Braveheart, I'm quite sure the Queen would've been a teenager at that time so he would've been a ..........

The Last Legion, I'm not even sure but was it in Britannia or Germania? :|

Spartacus, I learned that Carthage had a super human giant that can survive a fatal blow and continues to fight.

The Last Samurai, now I don't really want to say anything negative about this but it's just inaccurate.

War Horse, a horse would be wounded along with the rider while charging into a barrage of gun fire.

Genghis Khan (1965), there's a white guy as Genghis. Where's the bunch of .... scenes?

Battle of the Red Cliff, not sure but did his wife actually stop Tsao Tsao?

The Tudors, weren't some of them redheads?

Robinhood, I fail to see how a band of boys can change the tide of a battle.

Anything dubbed about China (Xinhai Revolution, 1911), English sounds like **** when you dub it over something that have nothing to do with it. For godsakes, you don't have to remake all the foreign films or dub it to English, read damn subtitles.

Going to watch Gladiator tonight and see what I can rant about it tomarrow. :S

Oooh... Gladiator is not going to bode well. It heavily implies at the end that they return to the Republic. But still... this is a lot of criticism for these movies. I find it kinda odd that for a person who likes history (I'm assuming that's why you're on this forum) that you don't seem to like the genre of historical fiction altogether.
 
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The Dustbin, formerly, Garden of England
Brillant as a film or brillant as a historic thing?
Co-incidentally it was on TV last night and I watched it for the first time in God knows how many years. It was brilliantly acted. As far as history is concerned, having never been inside a Turkish prison run by psychopathic, homosexual rapists, I cannot comment on its accuracy: what do you think? Is that how people carry on in Turkish jails?
 
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Belgrade
Sure it's not that accurate but it's by no means the worst offender. Braveheart is easily less accurate.

In the three posts of this topic I've read ''Braveheart'' has been mentioned four times.

Aside from that, I saw it when I was a kid and when I didn't really know that much about history, especially Scottish one. And I must say I liked it. A lot. I did. I really did.

On the other hand, when ''Alexander'' came out I was in my teens, and I hated it right away. And I still think having Colin Farrell play Alexander is like having Dolph Lundgren play Malcolm X. It just won't work.
 
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Wales
A toss-up between this:
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Ah you see your error here is that you and others assumed this was some sort of real world historical movie, when infact it is a product (secret one) of Games Workshop, a movie about Chaos Knights/Marauders fighting Wood Elves in the Warhammer setting.

Listen closely and Im sure you will hear them declare blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne.

:lol:
 
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Albion (twinned with Numenor)
Co-incidentally it was on TV last night and I watched it for the first time in God knows how many years. It was brilliantly acted. As far as history is concerned, having never been inside a Turkish prison run by psychopathic, homosexual rapists, I cannot comment on its accuracy: what do you think? Is that how people carry on in Turkish jails?


Billy Hayes, the American prisoner, later complained about the changes made to his story (he didn't kill anyone, or bite their tongue out, no guard to tried to .... him, and he escaped from a different prison). Oliver Stone eventually apologised for his script and the portrayal of Turkish people.

As a work of cinematic fiction, it is a great film, though. Alan Parker and David Puttnam at the height of their alliance. (We Brits get a share of the blame for this one).
 
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seychelles
Billy Hayes, the American prisoner, later complained about the changes made to his story (he didn't kill anyone, or bite their tongue out, no guard to tried to .... him, and he escaped from a different prison). Oliver Stone eventually apologised for his script and the portrayal of Turkish people.

As a work of cinematic fiction, it is a great film, though. Alan Parker and David Puttnam at the height of their alliance. (We Brits get a share of the blame for this one).

that film probably killed the tourism of turkey for about 2 decades :)
 
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how about that 70's film and a remake in 2009 about a female english pope who never even existed.

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Georgia, USA
Definitely....

And all they needed for the first battle was a bridge!! :zany:

And a calendar with the death of Wallace and the birth of the Princess of Wales

Edit: On another forum I had a hard time convincing someone that Wallace did not actually capture the city of York.
 
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Edit: On another forum I had a hard time convincing someone that Wallace did not actually capture the city of York.

People actually think he captured York? :lol:

I bet people think he really looked like Mel Gibon's portrayal too rather than the fact he was a knight.
 
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seychelles
since it was marketed as a big budgeted historical film and the film really takes itself seriously, fetih 1453 is one of the top contestants for worst historical film.
 
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troy and the last legion.

troy was just plain out stupid, but the last legion was a disaster. The last legion was so full of inaccuracies it made braveheart look like a documentary.
 

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